Fight Club

“…two day care workers in New Jersey were charged with child abuse for running a ‘fight club’…with toddlers.  The kids are between four and six years old. The first rule of fight club is: you must be able to cross the street by yourself to be in fight club.”

Skimm

You Give Love A Bad Name

“The visit was going great until Obama brought up the rainbow-colored elephant in the room, aka gay rights. In Kenya, gay sex is a crime. Obama said ‘you give love a bad name,’ and it’s wrong to discriminate. Kenya’s president didn’t appreciate that.”

(via theSkimm)

On behalf of all waiting to get outta Lindt cafe…

“I don’t want to go where I’m going I just want to leave where I am” – Vincent Perraud