Marketing Talk

If you’re new to the business world, you may soon find yourself in a marketing meeting and become very quickly disoriented. This is because marketing people speak a language that is disconcerting to the human ear and mystifying to the human mind.

To help you through this bewildering experience, here at The Ad Contrarian Global Headquarters we have created a glossary of terms that can help you understand what marketing people actually mean when they talk:

  • Engage – bother
  • Brand architect – account executive
  • Authentic – true sounding
  • Transparent – natural looking
  • Content – anything on the web
  • Branded content – anything on the web with a logo
  • Compelling content – content
  • Conversation – retweet
  • Follower  – stranger who wants something for nothing
  • Advisor – LinkedIn term for unemployed
  • Community – strangers who once clicked
  • Meaningfulness – (no one knows)
  • Branding – anything with a logo on it
  • Activation – when marketing people actually do something
  • Workshop – meeting
  • Roundtable – meeting
  • Summit – meeting
  • Town hall meeting – meeting
  • Training session – powerpoint-induced napping opportunity
  • Webinar – digitally delivered powerpoint-induced napping opportunity
  • Traditional – stuff we don’t do well
  • Brand advocate – customer
  • Brand ambassador – customer
  • Storyteller – copywriter
  • Passionate – opportunistic
  • Evangelist – inflexible bore
  • Data-driven – unimaginative
  • Brand purpose – something our CEO’s spouse is into
  • Disruptive – something our CEO’s daughter is into
  • Target audience – people like us

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Who else is getting abused?

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Saudi Ferrari

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Alone with your attention

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Outdoor @Oia

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Where’s home

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What’s in a styrofoam cup

We only deserve a styrofoam cup

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A need

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Availability

“To be unavailable means that you deliberately avoid exhausting yourself and others… A hunter knows that he will lure game into his traps over and over again, so he doesn’t worry. To worry is to become accessible, unwittingly accessible. And once you worry, you cling to anything out of desperation; and once you cling you are bound to get exhausted or to exhaust whoever or whatever you are clinging to.”

– Carlos Castaneda (via)

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Everyone’s fine

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